Shrek's Diet

Shrek's Diet is an Episode by SuperMarioLogan. He must be healthy before he dies!

Storyline
Shrek was in the bathroom taking a huge crap and tells Mario to bring him his cheesecake while telling him he's starting to live in the Bathroom which he needs a T.V And lots of toilet papers. After finishing the cheesecake he had a chest pain and passes out on the floor. Mario returns with the toilet paper only to find Shrek unconscious so Mario calls Doctor Brooklyn guy, He took a blood sample and found that pure Velveeta Cheese are literally surging through his veins. The doctor explains that Shrek needs to start eating healthier and exercise more or he'll die. Shrek is still eating a cheesecake and Mario says "Shrek, Where are you?", Shrek hides his cheesecake and shows his little bag of Cheetos, Mario says "Those are good for you", Shrek says "Oh There Not", Shrek shows his cheesecake, Mario says at Shrek that he will not eat his cheesecake and Mario takes Shrek's cheesecake away and Mario asks Chef Pee Pee to make him a salad and eventually have to force feed Shrek after he refuse to eat the salad. After eating the salad he said he won't eat the last bite and gave the bowl to Chef Pee Pee so Mario takes Shrek to the gym and puts him on the treadmill. Shrek struggled on the treadmill so Mario put Cheesecake on the end of the treadmill to increase his willingness. A montage came on showing Shrek a Lifting Weights (While the Gym Fanatic Brooklyn guy attempted to lift a 20 pound weight 9.071 Kg), Doing pulling exercises run on faster treadmills, drinking a lot of water and at home Shrek lost 450 Pounds (204.116 Kilograms) They started eating salads at dinner but Shrek said something was missing and it wasn't Croutons when Mario asked him. He hammed a whole platter of cheesecake and said he was just going to take a few bites but instead he ate more than a few bites and regained his fat and said "Cheesecake is my life!" and Mario says he'll never change, much to his dismay.

Characters

 * Shrek
 * Mario
 * Brooklyn Guy
 * Chef Pee Pee
 * Bowser (Mentioned)

Trivia

 * This episode reveals that Shrek is immune to diabetes.
 * It's also revealed that Shrek's blood is in fact Velveeta Cheese.
 * This is the second time that Shrek didn't eat cheesecake, the first being in The Bird
 * This episode is similar to Black Yoshi's in Trouble. As both characters reveal that they will never change.
 * Shrek is 500 Pounds (226.796 Kg)-450 Pounds (204.116 Kg) =50 Pounds(22.679 Kg) Which means that after Shrek was done with the workout he weighed less that an average kid.

Errors

 * Mario says Shrek eats nothing but cheesecake. However, in Shrek's Big Crap he is eating Doritos chips and Mcdonalds at the beginning.
 * If Shrek Weigh's less than a kid, Then That wouldn't be healthy for him