Woody

Woody is a redneck hunter and a former main character in the SML franchise. He is a redneck hunter from Texas who is obsessed with Shrimpo Hunting, NASCAR, and beer. He is a parody of Woody from Toy Story. In 2016, Woody became a minor character and has not appeared in many videos, however after Attack of the Killer Shrimp! It is hinted that Woody is going to return.

Personality
Woody is a redneck hunter originating from Austin, Texas. He is good friends with Mario and currently lives in Mario's house. He is obsessed with hunting Shrimpos, living creatures in the SML world, and devotes his life to killing them (even though he was confirmed to be retired from hunting in Attack of the Killer Shrimp, but he returned to hunting afterwards). He often does mundane and impulsive things for the sake of Shrimpo Hunting, like jumping out of a moving car to catch a Shrimpo, leaving Chef Pee Pee to crash. Though he is not the most intelligent character in the series, he is reasonably more intelligent than Tony or Shrek, though not as smart as Mario or Chef Pee Pee (from 2014 onwards, he is incredibly smarter than his original self in early SML, where he was constantly drunk and mumbled his words). He is actually pretty knowledgeable about the outdoors and outdoor and survival related things. He has been in trouble with the law before, as mentioned in Shrimpo Hunter episode 3 when Woody admitted to getting 5 DUIs over the course of his time driving. In fact, Woody is actually breaking laws every day, such as: Reckless Driving, Illegal possession of Firearms, and constantly getting drunk in public areas. Woody's alcoholism was first seen in the Big Thanksgiving!, when he was seen sitting on the kitchen table with a huge bottle of beer next to him, taking long 'shots' of it and acting strangely. This, in a way, reflects to his old self, when he was constantly drunk. Woody owns a large arsenal of military grade weapons which he uses for Shrimpo hunting, these guns including 50 calibers, snipers, a P90-X, Thompson, AR-15 and more. Woody is hinted to be conscious about his appearance, and often makes remarks about his hair, which he believes to be 'perfect', and reveals in Shrimpo Hunter episode 5 that he uses a full bottle of hair gel every single day to get it so 'perfect'. Despite all of his strange and negative qualities, he has been shown to care about his friends, and is actually pretty polite in public when he's not drunk. At the end of Shrimpo Hunter episode 5, Woody says that he'll retire (due to the fact that he would be 'eating forever') if he killed the Giant Shrimpo, which he did. While most fans thought this was just a joke, in Attack of the Killer Shrimp, after 3 years had passed, it was revealed that he actually did retire, and was now living a life of shame, buying his Shrimpos from Walmart because he 'just didn't have it in him anymore'. When Mario, upon learning about a killer shrimp rampaging through the neighborhood killing people, went to Woody for help, Woody denied Mario's plea for help. However, when Mario, Rosalina and Brooklyn Guy were cornered by the beast and about to die, Woody emerged from his misery and took on the monster shrimp with a massive machine gun, killing it while in the realization that there are too many Wild Shrimpos running around that need to be taken out. This episode marked the return of Woody as a significant character, and Logan has hinted about an upcoming episode 6 of Shrimpo Hunter, possibly taking place on a boat.

Relationships
Mario: Woody and Mario are good friends, and Woody even lives in Mario's house.

Shrek: Woody and Shrek have a strange way of getting along, but their relations became strained after Shrek and Black Yoshi killed his pet bird, Skittles.

Black Yoshi: Woody and Black Yoshi never really had any relations, however whatever they had became strained after Black Yoshi teamed up with Shrek to kill Woody's pet bird, Skittles.

Mufasa Zimbwubwu: Mufasa was one of Woody's best friends. Mufasa acted like a pet to Woody, running on all fours and hollering like an animal while Woody called him things like 'Good Boy'. When Mufasa was bitten by a poisonous Shrimpo, Woody attempted to suck the poison out, but decided not to because the bite was nasty. Mufasa died an excruciatingly painful death within seconds. Woody honored Mufasas memory by covering his dead body with a small bush and taking a crap in his tribe's sacred crapping bush in his honor.

Chef Pee Pee: Chef Pee Pee called upon Woody in Shrimpo Hunter Episode 4, when Bowser threatened his life if he didn't make a Shrimp Alfredo for his dinner date. When Chef Peepee arrived in Africa to help Woody catch a Shrimpo, Chef Peepee screwed up Woody's plan to use the box and string trap after Chef Peepee jumped under the box after woody pulled the string to keep the Shrimpo from escaping, not realising that the Shrimpo was already caught and did not need to be restrained. While in a road chase with the Shrimpo, Woody jumped out of the car to catch a Shrimpo, leaving Chef Peepee to crash and presumably die. Woody and Chef Peepee teamed up again in the Big Thanksgiving when Chef Peepee needed help from Woody to kill the Turkey.

Trivia

 * Woody's catchphrase is "CHEW WEE BOI!!!"
 * Woody's catchphrase is actually similar to the African Shrimpo call.
 * Woody is possibility based off of actor Woody Strode.

Quotes
"CHEW WEE BOI!!!!"

"One full bottle of hair gel every day. EVERY DAY!"

"The largest, AND RAREST OF THEM ALL, Is right out through them trees out yonder!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HOLY SH*T! GHOST SHRIMPO! GHOST SHRIMPOOO!"

"OH MY LORD! Mufasa!!!"

"CHEW WEE BOI! My name's Woody, and this is another episode of... Shrimpo Hunter!!!"

"Chew WEE! ohh, listen to that Shrimpo PURR!"